Days after...

Well its been some days after my accident and I feel a lot better. Two day after it all happened the wickedest cramps settled into my body from the whip lash I suppose of the seat belt. My eye is, well its an eye. I got this cool pirate-ish eye patch from the doctor's. It suits me I think, and under the circumstances its a bit neat I get to wear one.



So all and all life is ok.. and if the scar is way too disfiguring I'll just commit suicide, yay!

Chetumal Trip to remember

Well I must say this was one chetumal trip that will not leave my mind one iota. Well for those of you who don't know Chetumal is a city in Mexico. So I'm from Belize and we neighbor Mexico. Me and a couple of friends decided to have a road trip to mexico to go to the malls, drink coffee, eat sea food on the sea side, check out the new flicks that are out etc. We go every now and again.

I had just recently overhauled my entire truck before I went though, due to the last trip where the engine got overheated and blargh. So it's preactically new, new engine, new seats, new paint job etc. The trip was doomed from the start. When we arrived we went to a restaurant called Pollo Brujo for some smoked chicken and the waitress practically scolded my friend rabbani like a child haha. That was hillarious I have to admit and he got pissed off. So after that we went to the mall that's there.... and upon driving into the parking lot a police officer stopped me because I was going 30 km/h and he says that's speeding. SPEEDING! He told me the speed limit is 10km/h you know what that is!? Thats like less than 5 MPH fuck yeah! He was just picking on me because I was a foreigner with foreign licence plate, the asshole. Every other fucking mexican was going way faster than I.

So he wanted to give me a ticket but I explained my plight and the fact that I don't live here, so he gave me a warning. We watched the movie 300 and that bombed out. Thanks a lot pancho! The asshole kept saying how good of a movie it was and how we had to go see it and boom a big flop. No one really enjoyed it, the shit was too over exaggerated.

So after that we went to the sea side for a ceviche which is like a sea food salad. Has shrimp, conch, octupus etc chopped up with veggies seasoning etc. Before rabbani even started he bit a pepper and his tongue was burning up haha, another hillarious rabbani moment. After we go to fill up on diesel for my truck for the ride back home.

I ask the stinking lady at the gas station for 160 pesos worth of diesel and the bitch puts gasoline into my tank!!! FUCK! DAMNIT TO HELL! You know what else? she didn't want to accept responsibility for her blunder either. She basically washed her hands clean of the dilema and told us screw you basically. So I can't fucking move an inche cuz the minute i start my car and gasoline gets into my engine its fucked. We had to push it to the side then with a wrench go underneat and unloose the gas tank and bleed it out. It took almost 2 hours for all the gasoline mixed with diesel to bleed out cuz the aperture for the hole in which it pours out is small. It's night, we're all pissed at the gast station for this, and furthermore we have to repay for diesel. This time i eyeballed the bitch the whole time to make sure she didn't fuck something as simple as putting diesel into a diesel pickup hat has a tank valve saying DIESEL on the top. I mean even if she heard wrong the tank on the side even says DIESEL!

So we went back to the mall to have some pizza and coffee before we head out, no not the hot kind, the cold ice cream type coffee. Before I left I went to the pet store to get a gerbil for my Wee brother Giancarlo because it was his birthday. So I sumgled the gerbil over the border and rabbani wanted to pet it and like vintage rabbani moments, the gerbil bit his ass, and he's all startled, complaining, and bleeding. haha. This guy is too hillarious. It's five of us, driving back, me being the driver... my truck. I live in belize city the only one too! Rabbani is from belmopan the capital which is a hour away after you reach belize. and pancho and jarrel are from orange walk which is an hour before you reach belize. So i dropped off pancho and jarrel first. and on my way heading out of orange walk and on my way to belize... this huge ass truck was heading in the opposite direction. we were on a curve. i thought he was gonna pass by me, so i lowered my headlights from the high beam to not blind him. Before I could react this truck is somehow now on my lane on a head on collision to me. I hit the brake as hard as I can, the car begins to slide. All i can see is his head lights due to the fact that his truck is soo massive, i'd have to bend my neck up to just see his windshield. His head lights get closer, oh no.. I'm dead....

Domanick's Theorem

Well today was the day, day of days, do or die. I had my first Algorithms test. For those of you that I've not already informed, Algorithms is like my hardest class this semester. What's worse is that I skip every class I get the chance to, to do non sense, and I don't pay attention when I do attend. Instead... I surf the web, mainly wikipedia and read other things I am WAAY more interested in.

So yup, last week he gave us the test outline and when I saw it I nearly flipped out, it was so freaking hard... I for sure thought I would fail this test for sure, for sure. So I'm studying like crazy this morning, haha yeah I chose to study the morning of the test, and I notice all my friends are like experts in the class, how? I don't know because none of us understood much really. I guess they were experts in bullshit.

Test was uh, I'd say 15 minutes ago. Funny thing I think I did extremely well....

a lil bit too easy if you ask me.

My Hypothesis :

I can fuck around all I want and I will always do good.


Today I aced the test... QED "quod erat demonstrandum"

I am an IDIOT!

Ok, ok, so I think I'm pretty sure I'm a clutz. See I had the biggest doozy ever tonight or last night rather. I was checking out my pickup/truck/vehicle whatever you call the bastard. It's a mitsubishi L200 pickup and well I overhauled it basically. New engine parts, new seats in the inside, different design in the inside, new paint job, new windshield etc... So yeah I was checking it out because it had just been painted.

The fnishing touches so to speak.... It was the only thing left to do. So Yeah I'm mumbling now; so the truck was on a ramp right and you know there is a big gap between the ramps under the wheels where the mechanics can push their head and stand under. So it's pitch black at the mechanics and my car is up the ramp and i climb up and because I couldn't see clear and it was so dark and the fact i was totally oblivious to the fact I was on the ramp because I was so into checking out the car i stepped into the gap and POOF!

I fell... hard! Luckily I didn't fall sideways hitting my head or anything, I just bruised my back and right calf really bad and I got bad burns from the concrete rubbing the skins of my bone. The part that hurts the most is me right calf, back of my right lef? you know the spot! It burns!!! I threw hydrogen peroxide and some other ointments on it and it just foams hahaha! And second in pain is my back, its the only spot that had deep cuts, and there is an abrasion in the middle of my back but its not a cut, why? It's an ABRASION and it BURNS!!!! Thirdly this spot doesnt hurt as much, just a slight sting but, it right on top of my fucking tattoo man! I hope it doesn't fuck it up and I have to redo it CRAP!

anyhow some pics maybe?

..... i somehow can't figure how to get pics in a specific location of a blog entry i can only get it on the top... this sucks, I hope there is the option to put it anywhere between text; if you know how, comment on it eh?